Some days I really feel as if I should be wearing this pin.
Like tonight at my son's last baseball game of the season [Husband was back home with our other three due to the heat and a family friend who is visiting us this week]. There I am sitting in the stands at 5pm for the fourth night in a row. Month three. Roasting. Starving. My food options are not great. And I'm observing other moms screaming in the stands as if their lives were dependent upon this team of 8 year olds winning. Screaming at the top of their lungs. Screaming at every single minute move played by the catcher, hitter, outfielder. Talking to each player through the fence as they get ready to bat. Elbow up, step back, don't lean too much. Come on, there's a coach for that.
So What am I thinking while all of the yelling and cheerleading is going on?
Well, first I am thinking how great it is that my boy is out there doing his best with his team. And I'm so proud of him. I give the supportive "Whoo Hoo" when appropriate. But beyond that I am thinking, "Hmm, is it possible for lipstick to melt off of one's face....why is that woman wearing that horrible shirt with her fat rolls pouring out of the sleeves....I wonder how messy the house will be when I get home....are these five pieces of bubble gum I bought at the concession stand considered too much sugar for my diet...I wonder who's going to win Step It Up and Dance tomorrow night...I bet Mochi...wow look at my toes, it's so time for a pedicure."
But as soon as I feel guilty, I look over at my son in the outfield who seems to be drawing an image with his finger in the dirt. Maybe it gets dull for him out there too. Maybe I'm not so evil after all.
Well there ya have it. The confessions of a mom. Just broadcast around the world. Amazing what PMS can do to the brain.
ANY OTHER MOM CONFESSIONS TODAY? FILL ME IN.